Review of the Poniko’s Paizuri Tits Resort Beach de Haramasete!

The name Poniko’s Paizuri Tits Resort Beach de Haramasete! is quite a mouthful. And so are these tits. The funny thing is, you probably will want to actually put them in your mouth when you see them too. They’re so round and perfect that they send you into a primordial need to feed on fresh milk.

Alas, there is no milk in Poniko’s Paizuri Tits. But there is a lot more in store that makes them worthwhile. That’s why I’m so excited to review this set of synthetic boobies. It’s the best pair I’ve come across in years. And the pun is totally intended.

Regular readers may remember that I had a pair of fake rubber hooters on my list of the 10 best onaholes for a while. They were eventually replaced by other male sex toys from Japan. But oppai toys will always be a favorite of mine.

You might wonder how fun a fake set of fun bags could be. I’m here to tell you that they can be amazing when they are actually done right. The only real downside with a good oppai toy is that they can leave you with unreasonable high standards that lead to disappointment when you meet women with saggy sweater puppies. But you can always go home to your fake jugs anyway!

The Poniko’s Paizuri Tits Resort Beach de Haramasete is based on a popular Hentai Manga in Japan. I haven’t seen it, but I’m guessing it involves some really busty babes. Because these hooters are huge! They come packed in a large and well illustrated box with cool drawings and tit pics.

Inside the box there’s a plastic tray that holds the big plastic boobs. They are major, weighing in at a whopping 4.3 kilos (9.5 pounds). But this plastic is well engineered and feels a lot like real skin. Or at least as close as they can get with current technology. And that is pretty damn close! The color is right on too, though the nipples might be a little more pink than you would expect when lifting up a real shirt on a woman with skin this tone.

The toy is molded like a whole upper torso. So it even has a big of neck and perfectly molded collar bones that add to the realism. Yet it is all made to lay flat on its back so you can do some real onanism with these big bouncing boobs.

For those who don’t know, paizuri is the Japanese word for titty fucking. And that’s what this toy was built for. Sure you can kneed the boobs like a fresh ball of bread dough. But the real fun comes in lubing up the slot between the tits and going at it. And boy does it feel good! The visual aspect just adds to the allure.

A really cool and special thing about this toy is that the nipples are really well done. They’re puffy pink things molded right into the tits. So you shouldn’t have to worry about pulling them off or anything. But you will want to pull them. They are some of the most stretchable nipples I’ve ever found anywhere.

An added bonus of boob toys is that they are incredibly easy to clean and dry. Poniko’s Paizuri Tits are no exception there. They’re built to last too. The only downsides are the expense and the fact that they can be hard to explain away to anyone who finds them. You can always pretend a Tenga hole is a modern flower vase. No one will believe you have rubber boobs in your room for breast cancer awareness.

The Poniko’s Paizuri Tits Resort Beach de Haramasete! is available at OtonaJP.