Review of the Z.K.G. Hip

While the name of this website is “Onahole Review,” I also spend time reviewing items that are relevant or related. So, I post reviews on things like Japanese lubes and sex dolls. I also post reviews of hips. A lot of English words made their way into the Japanese language, but some lost their meaning in translation. So the word “mansion” describes a small apartment in Japan and the word “hip” is used to describe a woman’s posterior. Don’t ask me how this all happened. While I am a cunning linguist, my knowledge of linguistics is limited.

When it comes to Japanese sex toys, the word “hip” is used to describe large toys that are usually shaped like a woman’s back side. They normally weigh quite a lot and have two holes. There are no rules however. Sometimes large onaholes are described as hips. And sometimes hips only have one hole.

The Z.K.G. Hip by Feel So Good / Outvision comes packaged in a large box that is around the same size as a game of Monopoly. Of course it is a lot heavier. The Z.K.G. weighs in at a whopping two kilograms (almost four-and-a-half pounds). The box has a colorful anime picture of a sexy chick bent over doggy style. You can see her tits and nipples but her naughty bit are blurred out as per bizarre Japanese rules. In the top corner there is a round circle with a photograph of the toy. In that picture the vaginal and anal openings are fully visible. As I said, the rules are odd.

The hip comes in a clear plastic tray. The toy is wrapped in a single clear plastic bag. a pair of white lace panties too small for any real person to wear are also provided. Since the hip is not life size such panties are necessary to match things up.

The hip has a more white color than most male sex toys. It is made from a firm soft plastic and is shaped like a chick’s bottom end if she was bent over and eagerly awaiting a poke. A pair of fat lips give way to a pussy hole. Above that there is a very visible puckered asshole. The pussy hole contains a ribbed straight tight passage made out of a different, darker pink soft plastic. . The anal hole leads to a long canal with numerous bumps, twists and turns. The two holes meet deep inside the hip.

Unlike most high quality Japanese male sex toys, there is an air hole at the top of the toy. This lets air escape and also makes it is easier to clean the toy. Unfortunately, it can also let lubricant escape during heavy play.

The Z.K.G. Hip is very easy to lube up thanks to its large holes and positioning. It is also very easy to enter. While this can be held by hand and used in a cowgirl or straight onahole style position, I think it is really meant for horizontal use. It can be laid flat on the floor or a bed and done that way. This is more like real sex and is probably better for guys who have wanked to the point of developing death grip syndrome.

The toy feels very good when used in this way. Once it starts to warm up from body heat it feels a hell of a lot like the real thing. Of course there isn’t a hole body attached to it, but the stimulation created is very similar to a real vagina. In the case of the anus, things also feel really good, but they do not totally replicate the feeling of a tight hot butthole. That is something that is very difficult to do.

The toy is very accommodating. Although it is not life size, it should be able to hold any guy with a reasonably sized unit. Only a real giant could push through this thing. On the other hand, it is possible to go at this thing with a fury and push some lubricant or man juice through the opening at the top, leading it to leak out. This doesn’t happen all that often but it is something to consider. At any rate, it can be remedied by covering the hole, taking it easy or simply laying a towel down below the toy before use.

As mentioned, the Z.K.G. is incredibly easy to clean thanks to the hole at the top. You can simply run soapy water through it. It dries quickly too. The material is firm and not very sticky which is one of the reasons this toy lasts long with regular use. There’s not much to complain about.

The ZKG HIP is available at Kanojo Toys and Amazon Canada.