“do you like it thick?”
In this review we have a close look at one of Kiteru Kiteru’s latest Onaholes. The Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick Onahole is an extended and bigger version of the Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Onahole which released back in 2024.
Apart from otonaJP helping out with this review by providing the review copy, I could’t find the item anywhere else except for japanese retailer FANZA who says that the Toy is exclusive to them. So perhaps otonaJP did strike a deal with them as they have done in the past with Magic Eyes and some other brands for exclusivity. On the first look, the box looks nearly identical with some additional writing on it and the Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick is also bigger than the before mentioned one, making it the THICK version and honestly, the bigger the better, isn’t it?
Packaging & Contents
If this is the first Kiteru Kiteru Onahole you see, then you might not notice but all of their Onaholes have a Succubus or Elf theme to them with a certain type, very Loli looking style of Illustrations. The box comes in a yellow color which really is an eye catcher and has some nice details to it, like some Sparkle effects on some of the writing and such. The sides and the back of the box show the usual detailed looks of the Onahole, giving potential buyers a glimpse of what to expect.
The package has however also another nice detail to it, something I have seen before but not often. When you lift the front cover of the box, you are greeted with a second front cover which shows the main illustration in a more revealing way, if you know what I mean. Inside the box itself, there is noting except the Onahole and a cute little bottle of lube with a pink cap which however does not contain more than a pouch of lube would do. All in all the contents are standard but the box has this nice detail to it which I appreciate. This however is something that Kiteru Kiteru often does, so it is perhaps one of their Signature moves.
How is the experience with the Onahole?
The Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick Onahole is rather large and Heavy, honoring the “Thick” part in it’s name. As mentioned earlier, it is heavier than the regular version from 2024 and comes in at a weight of 560g (1.23lbs) with a length of 180mm (7.09in) and width of 70mm (2.76in).
The Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick Onahole (what a looong name btw…) is marketed as a Soft Onahole but I would almost say it is super soft. I have seen softer ones but honestly softer than this and it would be the same as fucking Jell-O and we do not want that, or do we?
The built is a single layer which means that the whole Toy is made out of one type of material. The quality seems to be good as there was very few Oiliness to it (the softer, the more Oil is in Silicone and TPE for those who do not know) and also no weird smell, so quality seems to be on point at least for used materials. The inner tunnel has some interesting structure but does have the same kind of sensations all the way, which means that the feeling throughout won’t really change a lot.
For starters I went with the lube that came together with the Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick Onahole and it was actually quite nice and went well with the Toy. It is definitely on the thinner side but I think for what we have here, it is a good match.
As we are in Winter now and Nights can get cold, I heated the thing up properly while having the lube applied already and entering it, kinda felt like I would imagine (I surely never tried it….ahem) it is to fuck an Apple Pie. The experience was warm (thanks to heating it up with a USB warmer) and soft but the stimulation is rather on the mild side. You can feel those ridges and the texture of the inner part of the Onahole your Glans and Shaft but it is for sure mild. I am not saying by any means that the stimulation is not feeling good, but it is mild and soft and for those who are looking for something intense and Dick wrecking, then I think you might be disappointed here. That being said, in general, due to the nature of the material, the softer an Onahole is, the milder the stimulation is and I think if you are on the look for a soft Toy, then this is what you are looking for and if this is the case, I think the Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick Onahole delivers on that.
Naturally as well, cleaning is a breeze with this Onahole and as easy as it comes to be honest.
Verdict
If you are in the market for a Soft or even very Soft Onahole, then the Ponkotsu Guardian Universe – Unicorn Premium Fabulous Thick by Kiteru Kiteru is a good choice. It has a mild, not too overwhelming stimulation and is fun to use, specialyl for edging and slower sessions. For what you get here, the price of around $36 is attractive and the maker Kiteru Kiteru has a long history of producing high quality Onaholes.
If the overall theme or setting is of importance to you, then you better be into the whole Unicorn, Succubus and Loli stuff as it is very present. Other than that, if you like Soft Onaholes I think this is a good choice and it’s limited nature, as mentioned above, is something nice if you are a collector.
Packaging & Contents: 70%
Stimulation & Durability: 70%
Value for Money: 75%
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