Review of the Noodle King Soft

Review of the Noodle King Soft male sex toy

Over the years Japan has developed a bit of a reputation as a place where sexuality can and often does take a turn for the weird. While what is normal and what is not is ultimately subjective it is true that there aren’t many (any?) other places on earth where comic drawings of large squids molesting women are common or packaged in magazines sold on a rack in the local convenience store.

The truth is that creativity and inventiveness have been unleashed in the Japanese adult entertainment industry in ways they haven’t in most of the rest of the world. This contrasts with the censorship imposed on Japanese pornography though even that feeds into the creativity of producers to some extent. There is a sort of mix and match back and forth present in these and other aspects of Japanese society. Often times these blends produce odd things like wasabi flavored kit kat bars but at other times they produce nifty things like the onahole under review today.

The Noodle King Soft is one of two Noodle King onaholes sold in Japan. The Japanese name of this model includes the term “mochi mochi,” which itself references mochi rice cakes, but I think “Noodle King Soft” is a more accurate translation even if isn’t literal.

The Noodle King comes in a box that resembles an instant noodle container. That is by design as the onahole itself also resembles a bowl full of noodles. I can’t help but wonder if someone was sticking their cock into a bowl of soba American Pie style when they came up with the idea for this toy but I guess I’ll never know.

The Noodle King comes packed with a big unmarked bottle of lube. This larger than normal bottle of included lube makes sense since the toys required a lot of the wet stuff to be used. At 18 centimeters (or just over 7 inches) this toy is longer than most cocks though it is stretchable to accommodate the giants among us. The front side is open and the back side is closed.

The King is very light. That’s because there’s not much to it in terms of heft. It is limp and thin, made from a shinier rubber than most male masturbators and filled with lots of little tentacles that look like those squishy toys kids play with. Those used to more standard onahole are in for a surprise with this toy.

This masturbator does have a slight rubber smell and the material is a bit sticky. The opening to the front of the toy is larger than any normal pecker so it is obviously no problem to lube it. Because the toy is so thing it collapses in on itself when nothing is inside of it. Opening it back up when lubed created a sloppy sucking sound that is unique to this toy.

Noodle King mochi male sex toy from Japan

It is good that they manufacturer provides a large supply of lube because it is almost impossible to use this toy without it. Ever little noodle has to be lubed up to allow an erect unit to move around freely inside. The provided lube works but it is a little thick for my taste. I find that SOD Lotion Emotion Type works a lot better.

The large number of noodles created a lot of friction which in turn creates a lot of heat. This points to a need for more lube even when liberal amounts have already been applied. It is a downside of the Noodle King but thankfully there are many upsides.

To get real enjoyment out of the toy it must be manipulated by hand from the outside. It is a bit similar to the Tenga egg in this respect. Rather than banging a thick bouncy soft plastic slit, using the Noodle King is like masturbating with a stimulating piece of rubber in your hand. That’s not a knock. This toy can create some great sensations when used properly.

In fact it is easy to get lost in ecstasy when going at it with this thing. The feeling produced from using the Noodle King Soft with lots of lube can be surprisingly realistic considering that it looks nothing like any body part on any woman I’ve ever seen. Most wouldn’t expect a cup of noodles parody pussy to feel good but it actually feels great at times. Using as an insert in a love doll makes it even better. It’s a great match up if the flailing hole can be kept in place for the duration.

This toy probably shines most when used for long slow stroke sessions. Edging takes on a whole new meaning when it involves an hour or more with this thing. If the word got out it we could see a drop in production across the world. I could easily imagine countless men cutting work so they could “have some noodles” instead. Okay, maybe that’s an exaggeration. But not by much. The Noodle King Soft is a fantastic fuck toy.

The Noodle King Soft is also the easiest male masturbator to clean I have ever come across. Nothing even comes close that I know of though I admit I haven’t tried the new open-ended Quickshot from Fleshlight yet. The Noodle King has a huge opening and it can be flipped inside out in a second without harming the toy at all.

All in all the Noodle King Soft is a great toy. It produces wonderful sensations and is easy to clean. It is definitely different from most other onaholes but that is not a bad thing. Variety keeps stores like Toy Demon and business and gives this website a reason for existing. Ponder that the next time you dig into some noodles.

The Noodle King Soft is available at Kanojo Toys.

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